They're Zealots
(Sung to the tune of "Cecelia" by Simon & Garfunkel)

They're zealots
They're breaking apart
Protections for our health and safety

Oh, these zealots
Have us on our knees
They're putting the squeeze on our funds

They're zealots
They're breaking apart
Protections for our health and safety

Oh, these zealots
Have us on our knees
They're putting the squeeze on our funds
On our funds

Drafting bills in the afternoon
These zealots say "There is no room
For the EPA to save its face"
They don't care if pollution's all over the place

They're zealots
They're breaking apart
Protections for our health and safety

Oh, these zealots
Have us on our knees
They're putting the squeeze on our funds
On our funds

(instrumental break)

Save the nation!  Newt's at it again:
"This budget won't pass - I don't like it"
So look out for... a shutdown again
Republican hard-liners want it

'Cause they're zealots
They're breaking apart
Protections for our health and safety

(repeat last verse and fade)



Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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