(instrumental intro)
 

It's night now at the White House, George is comfy, in bed. He could sleep in a lighthouse White House nightmares does he dread. TV's gone on the blink - damn! I think I'm gonna cry.   I can't get the TV to work I thought that I would die When hubby suddenly came up to bed With a twinkle in his eye I thought that my luck had changed As I followed him to bed A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret Oh, I just can't wait I couldn't wait for very long For our yearning bodies to meet I'll be his private dancer, lover He's Mr. Universe Take me darling, love me To me you are so dear Give me all you have to give Just don't leave me standing here But all the creep did was lay there With not one sound or peep The rotten moron wasn't tired But had gone off straight to sleep I thought that my luck had changed As I followed him to bed A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret Oh, I just can't wait But all the creep did was lay there With not one sound or peep The rotten moron wasn't tired But had gone off straight to sleep Oh, sleepyhead Oh, sleepyhead...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIDI ONE NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE {Sung to 'Midnight At The Oasis' by Maria Mauldur} {As Sung By First Lady Laura Bush} {instrumental intro} One night at the White House Dubya's comfortably in bed He'll wake up at around eight Then he will take a nap at twelve I can't get the TV to work I thought that I would die When hubby suddenly came up to bed With a twinkle in his eye I thought that my luck had changed As I followed him to bed A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret Oh, I just can't wait I couldn't wait for very long For our yearning bodies to meet I'll be his private dancer, lover He's Mr. Universe Take me darling, love me To me you are so dear Give me all you have to give Just don't leave me standing here But all the creep did was lay there With not one sound or peep The rotten moron wasn't tired But had gone off straight to sleep I thought that my luck had changed As I followed him to bed A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret Oh, I just can't wait But all the creep did was lay there With not one sound or peep The rotten moron wasn't tired But had gone off straight to sleep Oh, sleepyhead Oh, sleepyhead...

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