Aging Fart
(Sung to the tune of "Shooting Star" by Bad Company)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Cheney was a staffer working for that bum named Ford
Was he chief of staff and everyone who knew him was bored
Only last a couple of years, got voted out
Then he had to find a new position, full of clout
Don't he blow?

Cheney then found a job for a chump the name of Bush
Running the defense department, hoping for some buttons to push
The Gulf War came along and tears came to his eyes
Now he had a chance to kill some of those foreign guys

Don't you know, yeah, yeah
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you know, don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
And all the world will laugh at Bush as long
As he continues to run.

Cheney was then asked to find Bush a running mate
Suddenly Bush decided that Cheney would be great
The GOP has to be asking itself, why the choice so fast
Cheney look around him and said,
"Well, I made the big time at last"

Don't you know, yeah yeah
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you know, don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
And all the world will laugh at Bush as long
As he continues to run, the aging fart.

(guitar solo)

Don't you know, yeah yeah
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you know, don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
And all the world will laugh at Bush as long
As he continues to run

Cheney will die one night, die in his bed
Cartiac arrest is what will be said
Cheney's life will pass him by like a fart in the wind
If you listen to the pundits now, they say he's a sin.

Woah...

Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you know, don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart
Don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you know
Don't you know that he's just an aging fart

(improvised)

Na, na, na, na.. (to end)


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