All Night Long
(Sung to the tune of "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As Sung By Attorney General John Ashcroft):

(instrumental intro)

Well, Americans your time has come.
I'm taking away your rights, I'm having fun.
I can throw you in jail like the Taliban.
Let the Attorney Gee play on.

Everybody lay to the ground.
Everybody turn around.
I'm gonna tailgate you, litigate, confiscate, investigate.
Come on, I was given the mandate.
I'm gonna locate you, interrogate, dictate, incarcerate.
Come on, I can make you an inmate.

All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), Ooh yeah (all night)...

Everybody thought you could win a vote.
So the band went home without playin' a note.
Life is good and sweet while I prosecute.
Let the Attorney Gee play on.

Feel it in your heart and feel it in your soul.
AG John Ashcroft is on patrol.
I'm gonna berate you, intimidate, separate, invalidate.
Come on, I'll put my weight.
I'm gonna debate you, incriminate, frustrate, obliterate.
Come on, I don't discriminate.

All night long (all night), Ooh (all night)...
All night long (all night), Yeaz (all night)...
All night long (all night), Yeah (all night)...
All night long (all night), ... (all night)...

Yeah, once I got started I can't sit down.
This is lots of fun like a merry-go-round.
Duh-Ba-You's dancing his troubles away.
Come join our party, SEE HOW WE PLAY!

(instrumental break)

(CHANT):
Poppa cho-sen, he say Duh-Dubya
Yeah, Dubya! Dubya!
Be pRe-si-dent'e, he is gonna
Ooh, say Poppa
He no dum-my, he say Duh-Dubya
Yeah, Dubya! Dubya!
Oh, ya... oh, ya!
Come on join our party, ugh!...

All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), Yeaz (all night)
All night long (all night), All night (all night)
All night long (all night), Woah!...

(instrumental break)

We're gonna (Parti'), OOH (Duh-Ba-Yu),
Yeah (Dubya) forever
Come on and sing-a-long
We're gonna (Parti'), OOH (Stu-Pi-Du),
Yeah (Dubya) forever
Come on and sing our song!

All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), All night (all night)...
All night long (all night), Ugh (all night)...

Everyone you meet (all night),
We pulled them off the street (all night).
All night long (all night)...

Everyone you meet (all night),
Was calling Bush a cheat (all night).
All night long (all night)...

Feel good, feel good (all night)...
Feel good, feel good (all night)...
Feel good, feel good (all night)...

All night long (all night)...
Yeah (all night)...
What more can I say? (all night)
Me, the Attorney Gee play (all night)...
ALL NIGHT LONG! (all night)...


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