"A," you're arrogant, "B," you always bungle,
"C," you're the clown in our town.
"D," you're a disgrace, "E," I won't embrace,
And "F," you will fade from our face.
"G," you are a goof, "H," you're no Robin Hood,
"I," you're the one that I ignore.
"J," you're a jackass, "K," I like to kick your arse,
"L," is the laughing stock in our eyes.
"M," "N," "O," "P," we could go on all day.
"Q," "R," "S," "T," alphabetically speaking, you fail.
"U," unenjoyable, "V," always on vacation,
"Dubya" "X" "Y" "Zee,"
You're at the bottom of the alphabet,
Do you know you rank last mentally?
(repeat all verses)
Copyright © 2001 by Alvin
Dover
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