Big
Fat Rush
(Refrain:)
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush...
At the radio station, you could see him arrive,
He stood six-foot-three and weighed 385,
Kinda thin at the hairline and wide at the hip,
And all the world took a lotta lip
From Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
Now Rush thought he knew the way things oughta be,
He told all his people, "Come listen to me.
I've got all the answers, and I'm always right,
Let's drive all them liberals outta sight,"
Said Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
When Clinton was President, Rush Limbaugh would vent
On the radio daily - listeners knew what he meant.
'Cause attacking the Clintons meant more right wing success.
Claimed that health care reform was a liberal mess,
Said Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
But Speaker Newt Gingrich was Rush's good friend,
He listened to Rush from beginning to end.
When Newt got out "The Contract" and waved it around,
Rush smiled as wide as a circus clown,
Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
Then came the day on his radio show.
When a little boy nobody seemed to know
Threw a paper airplane aimed straight at him;
And when it hit Rush, his eyes and ears went dim.
Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
Now Rush couldn't hear much, and he couldn't see,
He yelled and he shouted, "Hey, what hit me?!"
The little boy said, "Rush, I'll put you wise,
I hit you with the TRUTH, right between your eyes,
Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
"Rush, the big and the loud aren't always right.
When Goliath and David got into their fight,
Goliath had a sword and a big long spear,
But David had the truth, and he had no fear,
Big Rush.
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
"So, Rush, the TRUTH is what sets us free,
Makes the deaf to hear and the blind to see.
If you'd been saying what was true and right,
'Stead of darkness and fear, we'd have joy and light,
Big Rush."
Big Rush, Big Ru-ush... Big Fat Rush.
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