Ann spins her own virtue;
She's a shrill and lying freak.
She's cynical and grumpy,
With cheap shots when she speaks.
Right wing inquisition:
Liberals 'gainst the wall.
That dense, blonde talking pinhead...
She's just not keen at all.

Ann's a bimbo lizard.
Can't do a single trick.
She's a bimbo lizard.
Don't reptiles make you sick?

Is there a spell she does right? (Don't think so.)

She says things for reactions,
Even though she catches hell.
Rhetorical slashin',
Immune to her own smell.
Always bad things to say;
Won't retract lies at all.
That dense, blonde talking pinhead...
She's just not keen at all.