Bitchy Woman
Dedicated to right wing radio loudmouth, Dr. Laura Schlessinger
(Sung to the tune of "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles)

(instrumental intro)

Puts on airs, and gives rude tips,
Sparks fly from her nagger's lips.
Echoing views of the Right,
She's a worthless parrot of their winless fight.

Boo-hoo, bitchy woman.
See how hard she tries.
Boo-hoo, bitchy woman.
She is a loon who spouts lies.

(instrumental break)

Laura is hellbound for the Right.
Losing sponsors, yet she'll still fight.
Crazed, she'd laugh at another's doom.
You know she'll drive us all to madness, she's a looney toon.

Boo-hoo, bitchy woman
See how hard she tries
Boo-hoo, bitchy woman
She is a loon who spouts lies

(instrumental break)

Ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

She is a scold and nag, a mean brow-beating hag.
She's a creep, and people think she's weird.
There's some humor going round, in the underground.
She has shocked those on the Right when her skin pics appeared.

Boo-hoo, bitchy woman.
See how hard she tries.
Boo-hoo, bitchy woman.
She is a loon who spouts lies.

(instrumental ending)



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