Laden, there's no place you can hide.
Oh bin Laden, you awoke U.S. pride.
Oh bin Laden, best start digging your grave.
‘Cause we’re coming after you now.
Laden, ‘though His Fradulency
Is a puppet, you can take it from me
All Smirk’s handlers, they have war on their brains
And we hate you more than Dubya!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You can sit in your cave.
With your weapons at hand.
But we’re coming to flatten your land!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You may think you have won.
You don’t know what you’ve done.
All our forces are aimed at your home.
Laden, are you listening to me?
Oh bin Laden, are you too blind to see.
That the murders of our of our families and friends.
Have made you a walking dead man?
You think that our partisanship
Has made us weak, let me give you a tip:
Just ‘cause Dubya stole the Presidency
Doesn’t mean that we’re all sheep, no!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You can sit in your cave.
With your weapons at hand.
But we’re coming to flatten your land!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You may think you have won.
You don’t know what you’ve done.
All our forces are aimed at your home.
Laden, wouldn’t be in your shoes,
‘Cause there’s no way that the U.S. can lose.
And your cronies are all wanted men too.
There’s no one that you can turn to.
Muslims, they aren’t buying your jive.
And the Afghans, they all run for their lives.
They know you’ll kill anyone who dares stand.
Up and says that they support us.
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You can sit in your cave.
With your weapons at hand.
But we’re coming to flatten your land!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You may think you have won.
You don’t know what you’ve done.
All our forces are aimed at your home.
Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
You can sit in your cave.
With your weapons at hand.
But we’re coming to flatten your land!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
Bin Laden, we’re gonna Blow You Away!
(fade out)
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