Budgetary Hell

Budgetary Hell
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)

Well, since Newt Gingrich left us
In budgetary hell
The G.O.P. insists that the
Environment is well

And maybe
If I could only, maybe
If I could only
If I could only
I would cry

What can we do about it?
He's trying to seal our doom
The EPA's his target
As he lowers the boom

And maybe
If I could only, maybe
If I could only
If I could only
I would cry

(instrumental break)

The election's in November
So tell Newt and his PAC
We'll kick them out of Washington
And hope they never come back

And maybe
If I could only, maybe
If I could only
If I could only
I would try

Here's another version of this Newt song parody: Cry Baby