Bumblin' Man
(Sung to the tune of "Ramblin' Man" by The Allman Brothers)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

As sung by Bush, our Fearless Appointed Leader:

(instrumental intro)

Lord, I was born a bumblin' man.
Tryin' to make a killin' and doin' the best I can.
So in the next election, I hope you'll understan'
That I was born a bumblin' man.

My father's a patrician from Connecticut
A preppie kind of right Republican.
And I was born in the back seat of a black limousine
An a motorcade there on Route 1.

Lord, I was born a bumblin' man.
Tryin' to make a killin' and doin' the best I can.
So in the next election, I hope you'll understan'
That I was born a bumblin' man.

(instrumental break)

I'm on my way to Washington this mornin'.
I'm leaving from that good old Camp David.
They're always havin' a good time on the Potomac, y'all.
Pay no attention to screwups that I did.

Lord, I was born a bumblin' man.
Tryin' to make a killin' and doin' the best I can.
So in the next election, I hope you'll understan'
That I was born a bumblin' man.

Lord, I was born a bumblin' man...
Lord, I was born a bumblin' man...
Lord, I was born a bumblin' man...
Lord, I was born a bumblin' man...

(instrumental ending and fadeout)



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