Bundle The Donations
(Sung to the tume of "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Needing the cash to win the election
Raking it in, but need no detection
How to hide this big scheme?..Ask Bush Dad's experts
Look for donors.. saving their money for favors
Regulators who wait in the shadows
Laws are vague and hazy, and full of loopholes

Let's bundle the donations, it'll work out, you'll see
When he's in the White House, he'll be running the F.E.C.

Just say a word and the cash will be sent soon
With friends that you call to send checks by noon
Is it so frightening to have Bush in the White House?
Invite the big shots up, along with their spouse
He'll write to his donors, "I thank you for dinner."
This game that he and his dad play is a winner.

Let's bundle the donations, it'll work out, you'll see
When he's in the White House, he'll be running the F.E.C.

The money will flow in a huge torrent
To accounts unseen, no one knows where it's spent
And laws are made to be broken quite often
Bush and his father skirt a lot of them
They line their pockets, give some goodies away.
His party seems willing to look another way.

Let's bundle the donations, it'll work out, you'll see
When he's in the White House, he'll be running the F.E.C.



Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
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