Buy, Buy Our Brand

Buy, Buy Our Brand
(Sung to the tune of "Bye, Bye Blackbird")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

As sung by the U.S. pharmaceutical cartel:

(instrumental intro)

Lower high cholesterol
Heal that pressure sore
Buy, buy our brand

If you feel the least bit sick
Trust in us, ourdrugs are cheap
Buy, buy our brand

With a measure of convenience and privacy
Saves you a trip to the pharmacy

Fight menopause and gout
Sign up now and subscribe
Our brand, buy, buy

Lower high cholesterol
Heal that pressure sore
Buy, buy our brand

If you feel the least bit sick
Trust in us, our drugs are cheap
Buy, buy our brand

Skirt the edge of legality
Order drugs from Canada-based online pharmacies

We have Lipitor galore
Allopurinol, forevermore
Our brand, buy buy

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