Can't The Right Wing Prevent This?
(Sung to the tune of "Night Train To Memphis" by Roy Acuff)


As sung by King Shrub to his lackeys about Michael Moore's popular anti-Bush documentary, Fahrenheit 9-11, scheduled for DVD release one month before the 2004 elections:

(instrumental intro)

Can't the right wing prevent this?
Can't the right wing prevent this?
Moore's film in now riling the nation.
Help me fight, I beseech you; help me fight, I beseech you.
Help prop up my administration.

I'm a ruler...
I'm a ruler...
If thrown out, then my rule gets thrown away.
If too many voters see what Moore's film does to me
I'll have doubts I will rule Election Day.

(instrumental break)

Can't the right wing prevent this?
Can't the right wing prevent this?
You know I'm still longing to be here.
Got my mandate from heaven by exploiting 9/11
Just help keep shoutin' "I'm a ruler."

I'm a ruler...
I'm a ruler...
If thrown out, then my rule gets thrown away.
If too many voters see what Moore's film does to me
I'll have doubts I will rule Election Day.

(instrumental break)

Can't the right wing prevent this?
Can't the right wing prevent this?
Jeb must engineer a vote debacle.
Keep the Swift Boat Vets a-floatin'
Do my bidding, help my votin'
Then I'll still rule the world, I'm a hopin'.

I'm a ruler...
I'm a ruler...
If thrown out, then my rule gets thrown away.
If too many voters see what Moore's film does to me
I'll have doubts I will rule Election Day.

(instrumental ending)


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