Let
My Cash Open The Door
This Enron keeps repeating:
That you need help passings laws.
Electricity keeps retreating.
They just can't seem to get enough.
(Chorus sung by Enron executives:)
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door to their wallets
When everything's dark all over,
When everybody seems unkind,
We'll give you some market cover.
Take all the worry out of your mind.
(Chorus sung by Enron executives:)
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door to their wallets.
We have the monopoly, you're stuck.
Competition falling apart.
Energy high, you'll find today.
Come on, and send your money this way.
Let my cash open the door.
It's all I'm living for.
Release yourself from misery.
There's only one thing gonna set you free.
That's new laws.
(Chorus sung by Enron executives:)
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door...
Let my cash open the door to their wallets.
When tragedy befalls you,
Memos will drag them down.
Greed caused all your problems,
Enough blame to go around.
Let their cash open the door...
Let their cash open the door...
Let their cash open the door...
To your laws.
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