Celebration
(Sung to the tune of "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

Yahoo! (sung over instrumental riff:) Hey, Jesse Helms is retiring soon!
Yahoo! (sung over instrumental riff:) And old Strom Thurmond’s going, too!

Celebrate the end, come on! (Let's celebrate!)
Celebrate the end, come on! (Let's celebrate!)

There's a party goin' on right here..
A celebration to last throughout the years
Our elder Senator from the Old North State.
Is soon retiring, let’s celebrate!

Come on, now...
Celebration!
Old time Republicans are dropping like flies!
Celebration!
We thought we’d have to wait until they all died!

Phil Graham has thrown the towel in...
Must be a way... to get more goin’
Let’s get all the Pubbies out!
Come on!

Yahoo! (It's a celebration!)
Yahoo!

Celebrate new times, come on!
Good Ole Boys retiring!
Celebrate new times, come on!
Good Ole Boys retiring!

Helms and Thurmond, Phil Gramm, too,
Are all retiring... in ’02!
Helms and Thurmond, Phil Gramm, too,
Are all retiring in ’02!

Helms and Thurmond, Phil Gramm, too, (Ce-le-bra-tion!)
Are all retiring... in ’02!
Helms and Thurmond, Phil Gramm, too, (Ce-le-bra-tion!)
Are all retiring... in ’02!

Celebrate new times, come on! (Let's celebrate!)
Good Ole Boys retiring!
Celebrate new times, come on!
Good Ole Boys retiring!
Celebrate new times, come on! (Let's celebrate!)
Good Ole Boys retiring!
Celebrate new times, come on! (Let's celebrate!)
Good Ole Boys retiring!


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