Give me a cell phone
That has no charge to roam,
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.
Phone... cell phone with range...
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.
You'd dare find the cure?
Better service, no fees?
They'll just tease you to call while in flight.
I would not exchange
A good cell phone with range
For all their new gadgets in sight.
Phone... cell phone with range...
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.
Recharged to "full power";
Still can't talk for an hour?
They can't hear you, and you have to scream.
Technology sucks,
If you're paying big bucks,
But good phone service still is a dream.
Phone... cell phone with range.
Without fear of long contract to pay.
When you speak, you're heard;
Callers hear every word,
You don't try to talk loudly always.
Copyright © 2003 by W. Tong
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