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Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter
On Election Day, it won't be long
They got things they'd rather hush up on
Hold them to what they're sayin'
Can't stand them, so I hope and I'm prayin'
Cheney's far right
No, no he won't
Ever be so exciting
Has no insight
No, no he don't
Thinks his party needs whitening
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Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter
They have sold their souls, 'cause they want to
Dirty tricks and lies, and they'll taunt, too
Rush Limbaugh will say, "Listen to me -
Cheney-Bush is the ticket for me"
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Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter