Dick Cheney's Pet
(Sung to the tune of "Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(long instrumental intro)

In their shuffling madness
Bush is Dick Cheney's pet,
Run by old-time losers,
Headlong to our death.
Bush allows Dick to run things
He's napping on us now
Old Cheney has the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way he slows down.

Dick gets his minions jumping off
TV stations - one by one.
His company and his debt friends
In bed and having fun.
Bush smirking down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Cheney has the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way he slows down.

Bush hears the silence howling
Catches anger as stocks fall.
Dick the old-time sinner
Has got him by the balls.
Bush given Reagans Bible
Open at page one
Old Cheney has the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way to slow down.
No way to slow down...


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