Come Together
(Sung to the tune of "Come Together" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Mark Hoolihan

(instrumental intro)

Here comes old W,
He's been growin' up slowly.
He's got bloodshot eyeballs.
Says he's a teetotaler.
He's got Gore down on his knees.
Says "Bipartisanship means only I get to lead.
Come together, right now, under me."

Got no ideas.
Can't even pronounce English.
He got speech impediment.
He do coke, we all know
He says "Life's a ride I've had for free.
Only votes that count are votes that counted for me.
Come together, right now, under me."

Made big production
On his dad's connections.
He fought Vietnam war
In the National Guard.
He lacks political legitimacy.
Lost the popular vote, now that ain't democracy.

(Dubya:)
Come together, right now, under me.

This roller coaster should have been our warning.
He stopped vote counting - he more like dictator.
He say one and one and two is three.
Got to be good looking, 'cause his brain is a pea.

(Dubya:)
Come together, right now, under me.



Here is an alternate version of this parody by Skisics Surus
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