DeLay(Sung to the tune of "Today" by Randy Sparks/New Christy Minstrels)
DeLay
(Sung to the tune of "Today" by Randy Sparks/New Christy
Minstrels)
He can be handy at smoothing things
over
Or else you will know he's a Whip who can
sting
A beast who is able to sweep or run over
Who dares to oppose DeLay's ring?
DeLay has the power to sting by design
So G.O.P. cronies will think he's divine
His old boy connections have brought him much
glory
His cronies and lobbyists give him
everything
DeLay and his ethics are now a big story
So we'll laugh, and he'll cry, and we'll sing:
DeLay has the power to sling all his
slime
But his adversaries accuse him of crime
And millions of dollars shall all pass his way
Never forget that his name suits him so: DeLay
Here's another Tom DeLay song parody:
"Let's Rattle Tom
DeLay" (That'll Be The Day)
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