Yahoo! The Dick's Retiring
(Sung to the tune of "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" from The Wizard of Oz)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com
(instrumental intro)

Yahoo! The Dick’s retiring! Which old Dick? The nasty Dick!
Yahoo, Dick Armey is retiring!
Get up, get off your tush, one more sheep’s abandoned Bush.
Sing out, Dick Armey is retiring!

No more slurs ‘bout Barney Frank.
We won’t miss this old crank!
Like other GOP’s he’s leaving ‘fore their ship sinks.

Hee, ha! The merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Glad to know
Dick Armey is retiring!

Yahoo! The Dick’s retiring! Which old Dick? The nasty Dick!
Yahoo, Dick Armey is retiring!
Get up, get off your tush, one more sheep’s abandoned Bush
Sing out, Dick Armey is retiring!

No more slurs ‘bout Barney Frank.
We won’t miss this old crank!
Like other GOP’s he’s leaving ‘fore their ship sinks.

Hee, ha! The merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Glad to know
Dick Armey is retiring!

(instrumental ending)

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