Don't Go Live On Yucca Mountain
(Sung to the tune of "Wolverton Mountain" by Clyde King)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)

They say don't go... live on Yucca Mountain,
If you want... to keep your life.
'Cause Shrub be storin'... "nucular" waste there.
And he's... not the sharpest knife.

Nuke waste with half-life in the thousands,
And Yucca Mountain is always there.
As long as it's a long way from Crawford,
He'll be safe and unaware.

I'm staying far from that Yucca Mountain.
I'd still like to keep my life.
And going up to that big ol' mountain,
Will make a widow of your wife.

Nuke waste with half-life in the thousands,
And Yucca Mountain is always there.
As long as it's a long way from Crawford,
He'll be safe and unaware.

So please don't go to Yucca Mountain,
You'd better stay down here below,
You'll get a dose of radiation,
And come back with a greenish glow.

Nuke waste with half-life in the thousands,
And Yucca Mountain is always there.
As long as it's a long way from Crawford,
He'll be safe and unaware.

Shrub don't care... about the people.
He's going to dump it on their mountain.
It's not in his neighborhood.
Shrub don't care about the people.
He's going to dump it on their mountain.
It's not in his neighborhood.


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Other Yucca Mountain parodies:
Yucca Mountain Blues
Yucca Mountain Lie
Yucca Mountain Way
Yucca Mountain
Yucca Scuffle
Nuclear Waste Is On The Way
Nuclear Waste: Nevada's Blight

Copyright © 2001 by  Darrell Decker
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