Downhill
(To the tune of "Downtown" by Petula Clark)
Guest song parody by Attmay

(instrumental intro)

When there’s a Prez there,
‘Cause he stole an election,
Then we’re gonna go... downhill.

Bush isn’t smart, and I know right from the start
The next four years will blow...
Downhill!

Just look what he did in Texas; no, it isn’t pretty.
Just look and see why Houston is the most polluted city
It’s all his fault.

The future looks bleak out there,
We’ll be in a living hell soon!
Since Dubya don’t care, we’ll go

Downhill... things will be bad when we’re
Downhill... I will be sad when we’re
Downhill... if he screws up, then we’re through.
Downhill...

Don’t wait around for his first term to be over,
Before then, he’ll be
Downhill

Now he’s prepared to break a treaty with Russia,
Which is bad, you see.
Downhill

Just listen to his idiotic speeches laced with lying.
Once he gets his way, we’ll all be destitute and dying,
What could be worse?

The future looks bleak out there,
We’ll be in a living hell soon!
Since Dubya don’t care,
We’ll go

Downhill, nothing he does is right.
Downhill, satisfies the far right.
Downhill, he gives me such a fright now.

Downhill, downhill...

(instrumental break)

I hope we find somebody kind enough to beat him next time,
Someone who won’t be untrue to voters like this dumb swine
Who’ll make us pay.

It doesn’t look good out there,
We’ll be in a living hell soon!
Since Dubya don’t care, we’ll go...

Downhill, things will be bad when we’re
Downhill, I will be sad when we’re
Downhill, if he screws up, then we’re through.
Downhill...Downhill...Downhill...


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