He's right wing, and we think he's dumb
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
Spells "potato" with an "e," like some
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

Come, Mr. TV Man, tell us he's bananas
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
Come, Mr. TV Man, tell us he's bananas
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

It takes your votes to boot that bunch!
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
It takes your votes to boot that bunch!
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

Quayle! He's a Quay-ay-ayle
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
Quayle... he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quay-ay-ayle...
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

Come, Mr. TV Man, tell us he's bananas
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
Come, Mr. TV Man, tell us he's bananas
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

It takes your votes to boot that bunch!
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
It takes your votes to boot that bunch!
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

Quayyyyyle! Quay-ay-ayle!
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home
Quayle... he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quayle, he's a Quay-ay-ayle...
Lightweight runs, and he oughta go home

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