Drinks For Two

Drinks For Two
(Sung to the tune of "Five Foot-Two")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(instrumental intro)

Drinks for two will make them go
They're always more drunk than you
Has anybody seen the twins?

Their eyes are red, almost dead
Lying in bed with a thumping head
Has anybody seen the twins?

Hope they won't run into
Trouble with the law
Or it's deja vu

These Bush Twins
Just loves to drink
Cabernet or a cool Chardonnay

Don't overdo
Else you'll rue
Just like, just like Duh-Buh-You
Has anybody seen the twins?

(instrumental break)

Hope they won't run into
Trouble with the law
Or it's deja vu

These Bush Twins
Just loves to drink
Cabernet or a cool Chardonnay

Don't overdo
Else you'll rue
Just like, just like Duh-Buh-You
Has anybody seen the twins?

Whiskey, beer, gin, or rye
They'll get drunk and drink them dry
Has anybody seen the twins?

If they nailed one to a cross
It would be every barman's loss
Has anybody seen the twins?

Hope they won't run into
Trouble with the law
Or it's deja vu

These Bush Twins
Just loves to drink
Cabernet or a cool Chardonnay

Don't overdo
Else you'll rue
Just like, just like Duh-Buh-You
Has anybody seen the twins?

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