Drunk: Bush's Daughters

Drunk: Bush's Daughters
Dedicated to the First Twins, Jenna and Barbara Bush, and the lap dog press
(Sung to the tune of "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple)

(instrumental intro)

The twins went out to wander
For a late night evening good time.
Drinking records were just their style.
They drank too much this time.

Their pappy and their mother
Discovered where they were found.
Drunken stupor from too much rum
Wasted, fell to the ground.

Drunk: Bush's daughters.
The press won't ask them why.
Drunk: Bush's daughters...

(instrumental riff)

The press acted like a mouse,
But Freepers made awful sounds.
With the law, the twins had all run out.
Bush's kids out of bounds.

Twins' ordeal now over.
You couldn't even find a trace
Of crimes, their goings-on.
It seems they have a legal ace.

Drunk: Bush's daughters.
The press won't ask them why.
Drunk: Bush's daughters...

(long instrumental break)

They covered up and the press won't tell.
News reporters wouldn't dare
Ask why the twins did their own thing; they now hide.
Press keeps them off the air.

Twins got burned twice, and their daddy dreads
How they just make him sweat.
No matter - they still got out of this.
Opposing Bush, reporters regret.

Drunk: Bush's daughters.
The press won't ask them why.
Drunk: Bush's daughters...

(instrumental ending)

Alternate versions of this parody:
Scum On The Water
Smog Over Houston
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