Dubya Dung
(Sung to the tune of "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Sitting in his large ranch
Eyeing working poor with bad intent.

Coke is running down his nose
Sleazy fingers smearing fancy clothes.
Hey Dubya Bush!

Smirk is just the oldest son
Watching his daddie's failed run
Hey Dubya Bush!

Thinking like a dead duck
Only succeeding because of friend's bucks
Oh, Dubya Bush

Tax cut plan old
His old man losing badly
Blaming 'them' the only way he knows
Wants White House back,
As he tries to pick his best boy
He tells his party
His Dubya can't be beat
Dubya gets phoned
Dick Army's on the line
Praise Reagan, more tax cuts and
rake in money.
Dubya Bush my friend
You can cut away, it's easy
With poor math skills, you see,
The money's free.

You will soon remember
November voters leave
When the thing that passes for your brain is
Screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea-diver sounds,
and Al Gore takes the oath
office by the spring

Tax cut plan old
His old man losing badly
Blaming 'them' the only way he knows
Wants White House back,
As he tries to pick his best boy
He tells his party
His Dubya can't be beat
Dubya gets phoned
Dick Army's on the line
Praise Reagan, more tax cuts and
rake in money.
Dubya Bush my friend
You can cut away, it's easy
With poor math skills, you see,
The money's free.

Dubya Bush my friend
You can start again it's easy
With poor math skill, you'll see,
the monies free

Sitting in his large ranch
Eyeing working poor with bad intent.

Coke is running down his nose
Sleazy fingers smearing fancy clothes.
Hey Dubya Bush!

Smirk is just the oldest son
Dreaming about his next failed run
Hey Dubya Bush!

Thinking like a dead duck
Only succeeding because of friend's bucks
Hey, Dubya Bush

Oh, Oh, Dubya Bush!!



Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
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