Will someone take pity on this lad?
Who could make Michigan alright?
I’ll write a lame ass letter
Should have done sooner, in hindsight.
Oooh, I need a token catholic
Oooh, I need New York

[Phone rings..Clunk of receiver being lifted]
Hello..?
Yes, a collect call for the Pope from George W.
Will you accept the charges from United States?

[clunk! of phone being put down]
Oh, He hung up! That's your emminence, right?
I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else
there besides the pope there to answer?

[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
Hello? This is United States calling, are we reaching...?
[interrupted by phone being put down]
See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering.
[whirr of connection being closed]

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