An Election That’s Fair
(Sung to the tune of  “Mercedes-Benz” by Janis Joplin)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

Oh Lord, won’t you give me
An election that’s fair
I live in Tallahassee
I had to vote there
They threw out my vote,
The Supremes didn’t care.

Oh, Lord, won’t you give me
An election that’s fair.
Oh Lord, won’t you give me
The right President
I voted for Gore now
It was no accident
My chad, it was dimpled
So out my vote went
So oh, Lord, won’t you give me
The right President.

Oh Lord, why’d you curse us
With Jeb and with Kate
They fixed the election
They just couldn’t wait
To put Dubya into
A Presidential state.
Oh Lord, why’d you curse us
With Jeb and with Kate.

Everybody:  Oh Lord, won’t you give me
An election that’s fair
I live in Tallahassee
I had to vote there
They threw out my vote, the
Supremes didn’t care.
Oh, Lord, won’t you give me
An election that’s fair.


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