Eminent Domain Nazi
Satire about the Town of Coatesville, PA, who used the legal power of eminent domain to force the Saha family off of their farmland to build a golf course outside of city limits
(Sung to the tune of  "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell)
Guest song parody by Daedalus
(instrumental intro)

Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course.
With a new strip mall, a boutique,
Such a ringing cash source."

Don't it always seem to show?
That the local pols will take 'til it's gone.
Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

They'll take all the trees.
To put in new greens and then
They will charge the people
Hundreds of dollars just to play 'em.

Don't it always seem to show?
That the local pols will take 'til it's gone.
Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

Hey, Saha farmers, put away that court subpoena now.
You know courts favor locals,
So give up your blood, sweat and tears... Please!

Don't it always seem to show?
That the local pols take until it's gone.
Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

(instrumental break)

Late last night, we heard the gavel slam.
Eminent Domain Nazi's here to enforce the plan.

Don't it always seem to show?
That the local pols will take 'til it's gone.
Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

Said, "Sahas, no dice!
We're building that new golf course."

Here's an alternate Rush Limbaugh version of this parody: Big Fellow Nazi
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