Bush: My war... gave me my purpose in life. 'Cause I say, "Might makes right." Cheney: How I'll love... through Saddam's death, we will break... Iraq's regime, to take... Bush: Their oil... we will ensnare... oil; Saddam... is... through... Nothing less will do... And our prize... we'll steal because we dared... Oh, yes, there will always be... an endless war... (instrumental break) Bush & Cheney: War starts... War starts; we've practically won. Our prize is a big one. We're clever... Saddam is close to disarmed. He can't resist our harm!

"Hey, Dick, thanks for  playing the organ for our duet."

Cheney: Be tough... World has been fooled... by you... I'm sure... our sheep are behind... 'Cause you... soon rule the world; you'll see... War time glow surrounding you,  Through endless war. All.. that oil... will secure... rule for you, I'm sure... They'll rally behind. And yes... you will be Number One, Whom no one can defy. Be tough enough inside. All will bow to W. Through war... our endless war... (instrumental break) Bush: My war... gave me my purpose in life. 'Cause I say, "Might makes right."

Cheney:
How I'll love... through Saddam's death, we will break
Iraq's regime, to take...

Bush:
Their oil... we will ensnare... oil, Saddam... is through...
Nothing less will do...
And our prize... we'll steal  because we dared...
Oh, yes, there will always be... an... endless war...

(instrumental break)

Bush & Cheney:
War starts... War starts; we've practically won.
Oil prize is a big one.
We're clever... Saddam is close to disarmed.

Cheney:
That oil... will secure rule... for you; I'm sure...
They'll rally behind (Bush:They'll rally behind)

Bush:
'Cause war... war brings the world to me...
Oh, I know (Cheney: You know)
I'm bound to do... an endless war.

(Instrumental break with vocal ad lib:
Bomb, bomb!  Bomb, bomb, bomb, ba-da-boom!
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb...)

Cheney:
Be tough... World has been fooled... by you...
I'm sure... our sheep are behind...
'Cause you... soon rule the world, you'll see...
War time glow surrounding you, through war...

Bush & Cheney:
Through war, through war...
Our endless war...

(instrumental ending)

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