Big Fellow Nazi

Big Fellow Nazi
(Sung to the tune of "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell)

instrumental intro

He gave bad advice
Won't shut up
And barks a lot
And he thinks he's swell - "magnifique"
And a big right wing hot shot

Rush will say, "I told you so"
But he won't know that he's rot
'Til he's gone
He gave bad advice
Won't shut up
And barks a lot

He said, "Cut the trees
And put 'em in a mausoleum"
And told all his people
To lock up tree huggers, not to free 'em

Rush will say, "I told you so"
But he won't know that he's rot
'Til he's gone
He gave bad advice
Won't shut up
And barks a lot

(instrumental break)

Hey, waiter, waiter!
Bring Limbaugh a B.L.T. now
Tater tots and some apples
Give him dessert and some grease (please!)

Rush will say, "I told you so"
But he won't know that he's rot
'Til he's gone
He gave bad advice
Won't shut up
And barks a lot

Late last night
I heard his radio scam
'Cause this big fellow Nazi
Is really a cold, cold man

Rush will say, "I told you so"
But he won't know that he's rot
'Til he's gone
He gave bad advice
Won't shut up
And barks a lot