(music begins)

Yeah, look at W. and his hench men.
Uncle Dick has to help again.
He's going after a terrible man
Named bin Laden in Afghanistan.
While looking for crooks, to see what was done
Bush wants to just shut up everyone.

(Chorus:)
And it's 1, 2, 3, 4...
Who are they looking for?
Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Bombs drop in Afghanistan.
And it's 5, 6, 7, 8...
Setting up a police state.
Well, it ain't no use to ask Bush why.
Ari... is just gonna lie!

Attorney General's moving fast.
Our freedoms now may not last.
Informed dissent is what he dreads.
He won't stop 'til our Bill of Rights is dead.
Their "War on Terror" can only be "won"
If they silence us before they're done.

And it's 1, 2, 3, 4...
Who are they looking for?
Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Bombs drop in Afghanistan.
And it's 5, 6, 7, 8...
Setting up a police state.
Well, it ain't no use to ask Bush why.
Ari... is just gonna lie!

Duh!

The crooks on Wall Street don't move slow.
They got huge tax breaks, even though
There's plenty of money to be made
They're relying on Star Wars, and more weapons trade.
Just hope and pray for our country, so
The Bush Gang will be forced to go.

And it's 1, 2, 3, 4...
Who are they looking for?
Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Bombs drop in Afghanistan.
And it's 5, 6, 7, 8...
Setting up a police state.
Well, it ain't no use to ask Bush why.
Ari... is just gonna lie!

New Big Brother now rules our land.
'Cause "there's war in Afghanistan."
Can't be bothered by new debate.
They dust off their new police state.
Be a sheep in Bush's flock.
Prop up Bush Boy, in case he gets mocked.

And it's 1, 2, 3, 4...
Who are they looking for?
Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Bombs drop in Afghanistan.
And it's 5, 6, 7, 8...
Setting up a police state.
Well, it ain't no use to ask Bush why.
Ari... is just gonna lie! 

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