Chorus:
Florida, Florida
Florida, Florida

Ain't nothin' like it, Jeb's, well oiled machine.
Grease the GOP wheels, tho his brother unclean.
Can't lose, keep people from the news
Got to stop recountin' and seal results
Don't you know she's in pockets too deep?
She'll lose, if Bush gets burned.
He'll get her!

Florida, Florida
Florida, Florida

Yeah, she's keepin' her bosses happy tonight.
She can barely contain her glea at screwin' the people.
Ah, she laid down, does Jeb's bidding, damn the recount.
She's blinded, now lyin',
Right wing behind her every move.
Got the feeling, votes are stealin'
Power grabbing, ain't no stopping now!

Florida, Florida
Florida, Florida

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