Could They All Be Following Rush?
(Sung to the tune of "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love?" by the Spinners)


(instrumental intro)

Since I hate you, I think that you are deranged.
Rabble-rousing brought you fame (this dummy).
Dittoheads coo - they're so helpless, too.
They just don't know what to do.

Each night I pray there will somehow come a day
When you lose it all and go away.
Dittoheads hear your daily spew,
And I wonder what it is they feel for you.

Chorus:
Could they all be following Rush?
(Mega-dittos...)
Could they all be following Rush?
(They love you...)
Could they all be following Rush?
With Rush?  With Rush?  With Rush?

They cut all liberals down - that really brings them joy.
That Rush is just a good ole boy.
But Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory.
What you spew is idiocy.

You can be sure dittoheads worship this clown.
They need help, they're mentally unsound.
But Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory.
You can't save the G.O.P.

Could they all be following Rush?
(Mega-dittos...)
Could they all be following Rush?
(They love you...)
Could they all be following Rush?
With Rush?  With Rush?  With Rush?

(instrumental break)

But Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory.
You can't save the G.O.P.

Could they all be following Rush?
(Mega-dittos...)
Could they all be following Rush?
(They love you...)
Could they all be following Rush?
With Rush?  With Rush?  With Rush?

(repeat chorus and fade)


Alternate versions of this song parody:
Democracy's Fallen To Shrub
Could They All Be Following Newt?
More Limbaugh song parodies from the Flush Rush Song Book


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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