Gimme Three Steps Towards The Door
(Sung to the tune of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Bush was standing on stage
Trying to remember the page
That told him what to do
When in walked Al Gore
Looking to even the score
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there, fellow,
We know you're kinda yellow,
Whatcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause this is my moment here
And I'm the man who,m you fear
And this might be all for you."

Bush was scared and fearing for his life.
He was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause Gore was a lean, mean,
Big and bad,
Givin' answers with ease.
Bush said, "Wait a minute, Mister,
I didn't wanna be here.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you..."

Chorus:
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps, Al Gore,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps, Al Gore,
And you'll never see me no more."

Well, the crowd cheered away
And Bush began to pray
As his water fell on the floor.
Could tell he's Bush's son,
Watching him sweat was fun
Staring straight ahead at Al Gore
Well Gore turned and looked at the TV screen
And that's the break Bush was looking for.
And you could hear him screaming a mile away
As he was headed out towards the door.

(Repeat chorus) 


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