The Girlie Governor
(Sung to the tune of "The Lonely Goat Herd" from "The Sound of Music" by Rodgers and Hammerstein)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by Cahleefornia Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about New Jersey Governor James McGreevy:)

(instrumental intro)

Up on the shore is a girlie Gov'nor
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
Warm was the voice of the girlie Gov'nor
James McGreevy, yay

Folks in the town was quite surprised, heard
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
Nervous but clear from the governor's voice heard:
'I Am A Gay American!'

O, James Mcgreevy
O, James Mcgreevy, yay
O, James Mcgreevy
O, Jersey's governor is gay!

Closet scandal coming out of Trenton
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
There were points in his life he began to question
James McGreevy, yay

When he came in all the media grumpled
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
Engaged in consensual affair with another man
James McGreevy, yay

Announced that he would resign his office
James Mcgreevy, yay
But what's being gay got to do with it?
James McGreevy, yay

He grappled with his own identity
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
A weakness for another man's booty
James McGreevy, yay

When he came in all the media grumpled
Jim ee yee, Jim ee yoo, Mcgreevy
Engaged in consensual affair with another man
James McGreevy, yay

Announced that he would resign his office
James Mcgreevy, yay
But what's being gay got to do with it?
James McGreevy, yay

He grappled with his own identity
Ooh, James Mcgreevy
A weakness for another man's booty
James McGreevy, yay

Governor James Mcgreevy
Governor James Mcgreevy is gay!
 



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