God
Bless The G.O.P.
(instrumental intro)
If tomorrow all the liberals disappeared into the air,
And it was 1956 again, and no men had long hair.
It would be much nicer than the world we have today.
'Cause the liberals want my money, and they can't take
that away.
And I'm proud to be a Republican, where at least I know
I'm saved.
Though the men who died and gave me rights are all rolling
in their graves.
When we talk about this country as a church from sea
to sea.
'Cause there ain't no doubt what we're about.
God bless the G.O.P.
From the gays in San Francisco to the blacks who live
down south.
To the Mexicans in Texas, we should try to kick them
out,
'Cause the money that we spend on them has a better place
to go,
To the wallets of those proud, those few, we call the
CEO's,
And I'm proud to be a Republican, so you'll know that
I'm not gay,
And I'll live and breathe this righteousness until my
dying day,
And wherever there's some earth destroyed, there's a
dollar there for me,
'Cause there ain't no doubt what we're about,
God bless the GOP,
Copyright © 2002 by "Lee
Wormwood" a.k.a. John Evans
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