(instrumental intro)

If I leave... here tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must be... claiming cash now.
There's so many donors I gotta see...

And if I stay when... George Bush falls.
I just couldn't win the game.
I'm a real... right wing jerk now
And this jerk you cannot change.
And this jerk you cannot change.
And this jerk you cannot change.
Lord knows I can't change

Bye-bye... my power lost.
Though my thieving, I can't change.
Please don't take it... so badly.
Lord knows, you've all paid.

And if I stay... when George Bush falls.
Things just might call for blame.
I'm real right wing jerk now.
And this jerk you cannot change.
And this jerk you cannot change.
And this jerk you cannot change.
Lord knows I can't change.

(long instrumental ending)

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