14.    Adultery with Dignity

13.    $40 million is peanuts compared to what *they* want to give poor folks!

12.    Moraler Then Thou!

11.    Let's Get Ready To Stumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

10.    Please, don't squeeze the Chairman

 9.    We're 3% More Ethical Than the Other Guys

8.    We Love to Pry, and it Shows

7.    1000 Points of Spite

6.    LALALALA!  We're Not Listening!!!!

5.    Your choice, America:  Vote Republican or roast in hell.

4.    The New GOP -- Now with Black folks!

3.    Upholding Principle and Truth Since 1998

2.    With our finger on the pulse of the American people...  (Strom?  Strom?!)

And the Number 1 New Slogan for the Republican Party...

1.    Impeachment: Because the Secret Service Won't Let Us Get Close Enough To Lynch