Gore Got Screwed By 5 to 4
(Sung to the tune of "25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Waiting for the Court today
Searching for a truthful way
Weighing rights against their guy
Giving up, they closed their eyes
With pretzel logic, barred the door
Gore got screwed by 5 to 4

(instrumental break)

Ruling badly in the race
Wanting just to slap our face
Thomas tries to stay awake
Wondering how much we can take
Should have tried to count some more
Gore got screwed by 5 to 4

(instrumental break)

Thinking like a Limbaugh sheep
Respect for law is sinking deep
Supreme Court messed up today
Ruling for Bush clears Lott's way
Gore got screwed by 5 to 4
Got got screwed by 5 to 4


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