Gore Won It
(Sung to the tune of "I Know It's Only Rock & Roll" by The Rolling Stones)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

If I could shake the truth in your face,
And force your small mind to engage.
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya?
Would you start to feel my rage? Feel my rage!

If I could show ya, if I could give ya
A vote count bona fide.
Would it be enough for your Right Wing heart?
If I proved Smirky lied? Yes he lied!

I said I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it, won it, yes, he did!
Ya know Gore won it, Gore won it, Gore won it.
Can't you see the Consortium has proved it?

If I could show you votes one by one,
Undervotes over, overvotes too,
Would it be enough for your mislaid trust?
Would you start to have a clue? Get a clue!

If I could dig all hate from your heart,
Show you the mess that you've made,
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya?
Don't ya know your boy's insane? Smirk's insane!

I said I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it, won it, yes, he did!
Ya know Gore won it, Gore won it, Gore won it!
Can't you see the Consortium has proved it?

How can ya think that Smirk’s the guy who really won?
Well don’t ya know that he won because he’s Poppy’s son?

(instrumental break)

I said I know that Smirky's in the House,, but Gore won it!
I said I know that Smirky's in the House but Gore won it!
I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
I know that Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it, won it, yes, he did!
Oh yes, Gore won it, Gore won it, Gore won it!
Gore won it, Gore won it, Gore won it,
Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
Smirky's in the House, but Gore won it!
Don't ya know Gore won it, don't ya know Gore won it?
Don't ya know Gore won it, don't ya know Gore won it?
Don't ya know Gore won it, don't ya know Gore won it?
Gore won it, yeah Gore won it!
Don't ya know Gore won it, don't ya know Gore won it?


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