Hail
To The Thief (Sung to the tune of "Home On The Range")
Guest song parody by AJC
Oh, give me a State
Where Republican hate
Is the law of the land every day
Where seldom is heard
A compassionate word
And the vote always turns out our
way
Home, home, Tom DeLay
Where the rich and fascist Right
play
Brother Jeb hustled votes
And Kate Harris conspired
So, it's Hail to the Thief all
the way!