They Will Go Down In History

They Will Go Down In History
(Sung to the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee)

Newt will go down in history
As the Grand Old Party flop
Pissed off and stung, but they couldn't see
Everyone told them to stop

They will go down in history
A conspiracy to bring
Trumped up impeachment, they did try
Due to right wing barreling

They all hate the sentimental liberals, but they fear
They could lose through their own folly
Get wrecked this fall in one big volley

They will go down in history
If they lose Election Day
Republicans have done terribly
Since the Newt got gassed away

(instrumental break)

They all hate the sentimental liberals, but they fear
They could lose through their own folly
Get wrecked this fall in one big volley

They will go down in history
If they lose Election Day
Republicans have done terribly
Since the Newt got gassed away