I
Am Dubya
I am Dubya, hear me roar.
I stole the White House from Al Gore.
And I don’t know much so I can just pretend.
That I’m not a right-wing whore.
And I don’t snort coke by the score.
No one’s ever gonna make those jokes again.
No, I’m not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, you’ll pay a price for the GOP’s gain.
If I have to, I won’t pass anything.
I am dumb!
I’m reprehensible!
I am Dubya!
(brief instrumental break)
You can say that I’m a boozer,
And you’ll pay, ‘cause Gore’s the loser,
For the far right interests own my very soul.
And I’ll make you this one promise:
We’ll have guys like Clarence Thomas
Who will make up the Supreme Court as a whole.
No, I’m not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, you’ll pay a price for the GOP’s gain.
If I have to, I won’t pass anything.
I am dumb!
I’m reprehensible!
I am Dubya!
I am Dubya, watch me smirk.
You will think me a right-wing jerk.
As I spread my oil wells all across the land.
In the other hand, one perk.
That’s in addition to my smirk.
Are the head of states’ names I won’t understand.
No, I’m not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, you’ll pay a price for the GOP’s gain.
If I have to, I won’t pass anything.
I am dumb (Dumb!),
I’m reprehensible (Reprehensible!),
I am Dubya!
I am Dubya!
I am Dubya!
I AM DUBYA!!!!!!!
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