Infamy
of the Dubya
(instrumental intro)
Please allow me to introduce myself:
I'm a man of the wealthy caste.
I've been around for a long two years;
Stole the surplus, pushed my faith.
And I will invoke Jesus Christ;
Hide my failures, cause you pain.
Make damn sure those tax cuts
Reward my pals and seal your fate.
Pleased to meet you...
Soon you rue my name...
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
I was safe in Saratoga,
When the planes hit and now it's time for a change.
Bomb the rocks and forces scattered;
Afghanistan screamed in vain.
Now send my tanks;
Thin the Iraqi ranks.
Soon my cruise missiles rain.
Osama, thanks!
Pleased to meet you...
Soon you rue my name, oh yeah...
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah...
I watch with glee,
While your money flees.
Your kids'll pay decades
For the goofs I made.
I shouted out:
"Who's to blame? Clinton!"
When after all,
It was Rove and me.
Let me please introduce myself...
I'm a man of the wealthy caste.
And I laid traps for Democrats,
Whose votes don't count because they're tabbed my way.
Pleased to meet you...
Soon you rue my name, oh yeah...
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, Cheney.
Pleased to meet you...
Soon you rue my name, oh yeah.
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game.
Just as my Pop is a criminal,
And Reagan was no saint.
The heads of states
Just call me the Danger,
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint.
You don't believe me?
You just ask Rummy,
Or Ridge or Condi, you just wait.
Buy all the duct tape and plastic.
Saddam'll lay your town to waste, um yeah.
Pleased to meet you
You will rue my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um Cheney, get down
Woo, who?
Oh yeah, get on down...
Oh yeah..
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cheney, what's my game?
Tell me Rummy, Condi guess my game?
Tell me Ridgey, what's my game?
Rove says all the time, Bill's to blame.
Ooo, who...
Ooo, who...
Ooo, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Oh, yeah...
What's my game?
Tell me, Cheney, what's my game?
Tell me, Condi, what's my game?
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Ooo, who, who...
Oh, yeah...
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