In
The Flesh
So you
Thought that
Smirk was ready for the nomination.
To try to win the race even
Though he has no real qualifications.
So are you really that delusional, huh?
Do you really expect us to vote
For a real jerk who has ridden his daddy’s name
All the way through his life cause he has no shame.
Lights!
Roll the sound effects!
Action!
THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Now they are certain people who
Want to take money from our school
To pay for their private school needs.
They already have a choice
But don’t want anyone to voice
The obvious signs of their deceit and their greed.
So they frame the debate and say it would be great
For all of us to give them tax breaks while public
schools starve without any fight.
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL PART 2
Your kids don’t need an education.
Support voucher plans and then you’ll know.
We Republicans need your tax money.
So our private schools will continue to grow.
Hey! People! Give us all your dough!
Don’t you know, we don’t want to pay our way.
Don’t you know, ours costs we want you to defray.
We don’t need your explanations.
We just need support for public schools.
Just go away and pay your own bills.
Why do you want to play us for fools?
Hey! People! Leave our schools alone!
Don’t you know, we don’t want to pay your way.
Don’t you know, your costs we want you to pay.
Wrong, Do it my way!
If you don't vote for Smirk, you can't have any vouchers.
How can you have any vouchers if you don't vote for Smirk?
You! Yes, you in South Carolina, vote for the Smirk!
MOTHER
Daddy do you think I should go negative?
Daddy do you think I should call McCain a Lib?
Daddy do you think I should go to Bob Jones?
Or daddy should I just stay home?
Daddy just what is a president?
Daddy just what is a government?
Daddy will they ask me about Cocaine?
Daddy what about McCain?
Hush, now baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Daddy’s gonna hire all of his buddies for you.
Daddy’s gonna make all of the decisions for you.
Daddy’s gonna keep you in the right wing.
He’ll let you lie and not do the right thing.
Daddy will keep the reporters away.
Ooooh baby, Ooooh baby, Ooooh baby,
Of course your Daddy will show you the way.
Daddy, do you think McCain’s better than me?
Daddy, do you think anyone should really be free?
Daddy, will the reporters finally look?
Daddy, just what is a book?
Hush now baby, baby don’t you cry.
Daddy’s gonna hire all of his operatives for you.
Daddy and his buddies will sling mud for you.
Daddy will help you yet again.
Daddy will clean up where you have been.
Daddy will make you look clean.
Oooooh baby, Oooooh baby, oooooh baby,
You’ll always have me on the scene.
Daddy, where is Bob Jones?
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
Look mummy, there's Dubya in Bob Jones!
Did you see Dubya give a speech?
Did you see Dubya start a breech?
Did you ever wonder why Dubya spoke in front of
religo-nuts in a back
Water state like South Carolina?
Did you see Dubya give a speech?
Did you see Dubya start a breech?
The catholics are gone and McCain lingers on.
Attack, McCain
Attack, McCain
Attack
Attack
Just Lie
The Michigan primary is now approaching.
The primaries arrival....
EMPTY SPACES
What will Dubya use
To fill the voting places
When McCain starts to click?
How will Dubya
Make up for his
Embarrasing speech that distanced Catholics?
YOUNG LUST
I am just a baptist boy
I was just kidding around.
Where are all the catholics?
Who’s gonna vote for me in this town?
Oooh, I need a token Catholic
Oooh, I need New York
Will someone take pity on this lad?
Who could make Michigan alright?
I’ll write a lame ass letter
Should have done sooner, in hindsight.
Oooh, I need a token Catholic
Oooh, I need New York
[Phone rings..Clunk of receiver being lifted]
Hello..?
Yes, a collect call for the Pope from George W.
Will you accept the charges from United States?
[clunk! of phone being put down]
Oh, He hung up! That's your emminence, right?
I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else
there besides the pope there to answer?
[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
Hello?
This is united states calling, are we reaching...
[interrupted by phone being put down]
See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering.
[whirr of connection being closed]
ONE OF MY TURNS
Day after day, I lie away
Like father before me did.
Night after night, I snort everything in sight.
The voters are growing smarter
And I am finding it’s harder
And lying is just not working anymore.
I feel I need to change my message.
I’m boldly going to steal
What I can from McCain.
And nobody will care.
Running to the right,
It and the voters are starting
To buy into my positions.
Don’t need to worry now,
The party bosses are delivering.
It’s now Super Tuesday
And I’m pulling away
I’m going to win this
Somehow, my dad saved the day.
Wow, I’m really going to win.
McCain?
He’s just a passing whim.
Now I’ve got to go and try
To convince the GOP that I
Can pull in McCains votes.
DON’T LEAVE ME NOW
TV in the background,
Announcer saying ‘Bush trying to move to the ‘middle’
Response from the right wing
‘AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH’
Ooooh, Bush
Don’t leave the fold.
Don’t say you’re moving away
Remember the faithful who put
You where you are
Don’t move to the middle
Remember your friends.
Ooooh, Bush
Don’t be a lib
How could you go
And talk about issues without
Thumping the bible like we all say.
Ooooh, Bush
How can you treat us this way?
Running toward
The middle, Bush?
Why are you running away?
Ooooh, Bush
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL PART 3
I just need to fool the people
They need to think I’m really normal
I have seen the writing on the wall
I just need to move to the middle
Yes, I just need to move to the middle
All I really need to do is fool the voters.
All I really need to do is fool all of you.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
Sell out, McCain
Lose your integrity
Sell out,
Sell out,
Sell out.
Sell out, McCain you whore
There’s nothing you can say
To make up for your shame.
Sell out.
HEY YOU
Hey Bush, out there on the trail
Courting others, than white males
Can you fool them?
Hey Bush, smirking on the news
With blank stares and outdated views
Can you fool them?
Hey Bush, don’t help them discover the facts
Don’t give in without attacks.
Hey Bush, out there on your own
Proposing outlandish plans
Do you believe them?
Hey Bush, we are all ears for details
What are your real plans for us all
Would you tell us?
Hey Bush, will you help anyone but yourself?
Or are you just, a potted plant.
Bush thinks only fantasy.
He doesn’t know squat
As you can see.
No matter how he tries
He can not break free
The facts are too much for his brain.
Hey Bush, your ways are too old
Always doing what you’re told,
Can’t you think, man?
Hey Bush, out there in your thoughts
Not understanding basic truths
Can’t you think man?
Hey Bush, with you there’s no hope at all
If you’re elected, the country will fall.
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
Does Bush have any brain function?
Does Bush have any brain function?
Does Bush have any brain function?
Does Bush have any brain function?
NOBODY HOME
Alright, I'll take care of them part of the time,
but there's somebody else that needs taking care of in Washington
Who's that?
Dick Cheney,
Dick Cheney, Who's that?
[Kid screams in background. foreground: Shut Up!]
Old fart [laughter] does that answer your question?
I’ve got a little black book with my choices in
Got Dick Cheney lookin’ for my running mate
When he makes his mind up, he’ll let me know who to choose.
Dads got his friends keeping the cash rolling
Got to keep those cash cows
Got to get the convention charade in high gear
Cheney says he sees the light
And he’s got second sight
And amazing powers of observation.
And that’s how he knows
When I try to get through
On the telephone to him
He says he’s the best man for the job
We’ll show the obligatory minority face
And the inevitable non-white face
All on the stage to show that we really care
I’ve got Dick showing me the how things work
I’ve got my silver spoon connections
I’ve got a grand plan to prop up my rhetoric
I’ve got wild staring eyes
When I’m on the stage, urge to lie
But soon someone will call me
Ooooh, Dick when you pick my brain
Surprise, surprise, surprise... (from Gomer Pyle show)
There's still nobody home.
I've got a new business suit
and I’m fading fast.
VERA
Does anybody here remember Dick Cheney?
Remember how he said that
He would cut programs
Screw all the poor?
Cheney! Cheney!
What will become of you?
Does anybody else in here
See him like we do?
BRING THE BOYS BACK HOME
Prop Dubya again.
Give Dubya a pass.
Don't ask the tough questions now, no, no.
Give Dubya the pass.
Wrong! Do it again!
Time to go! [knock, knock, knock, knock]
Are you feeling okay?
There's a man answering, but he keeps hanging up!
Is there anybody in there?
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