It's
Election Time
It's election time;
You can vote for the guy.
Vote for mayor this year,
Or throw him out on his ear.
At election time,
You got more important stuff that's hangin' on your mind.
Drivin' down the road; knock over signs that you may
find.
If the mayor's rich,
Then they'll go for the kill.
If the mayor's poor,
Then they'll run for the hills.
It's hasn't changed since nineteen hundred twenty five.
Vote for old man Smitty; hope that he can stay alive.
Hope your choice is nice.
Hope the mayor isn't mean.
If you make a bad choice-
Then they'll do as they please.
When the weather's fine, they'll go fishin' or swimin'
in the sea-
When they get in charge, don't care much, 'bout you and
me.
Mayor's have our trust;
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Some hate all of us-
And slap hap-py.
Lie, lie, lie, cheat- lie, lie, cheat and lie, lie, lie-
If you make the wrong choice, eventually it will make
you cry.
(instrumental break)
VERSE 5
It's election year-
Face the music time.
When the mayor's the fear-
They'll find about the crimes.
It's the time of year, when we find out who will now
go down-
So get out and vote, and you will see who'll run this
town.
SFX: (FUZZY CAMPAIGN SPEECH)
It's election time;
You can vote for the guy.
Vote for mayor this year-
Or throw him out on his ear.
At election time-
You got more important stuff that's hangin' on your mind.
Drivin' down the road, knock over signs that you may
find.
If the mayor's rich,
Then they'll go for the kill.
If the mayor's poor-
Then they'll run for the hills.
It's hasn't changed since nineteen hundred twenty five-
Vote for old man Smitty, hope that he can stay alive.
(fade)
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