When
You're A Bush
(Sung to the tune of "The Jets Song" from the musical, "West Side Story")
Guest song parody by Darrell
Decker
When you're a Bush, you're a Bush all the way.
From your first snort of coke till your last dying day.
When you're a Bush you have nothing to fear.
Do what you want, Dad will see you get clear.
You're never alone, you're always well connected,
If we say you will, you'll sure get elected.
You're well protected.
When you're a Bush you're above all the laws,
You can lie, steal and cheat without even a pause.
When you're a Bush you can take what you will,
If anyone gripes, dad moves in for the kill.
You're dumb as a stump, but you drive a Lexus,
Your family don't care, we'll say you're dyslexic,
Just get out of Texas.
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